I wish I could knit...

I wish I could knit.

 I wish I could knit really really good.

With my imagination, there would be no limits for what I could knit.

I'd knit Salvadore Dali's melting art. I'd knit pieces of jigsaw puzzle as pillows. I'd knit a knitting me.

I'd knit like this but with that upper brush in red like the roman soldiers used to have.

 I'd knit a sweater with a thousand LV's in it and I'd make the hood the Louis Vuitton bag handle.

I'd knit funny wigs. I'd knit american football helmets. I'd knit baskets. I'd knit curtains. I'd even knit wall paper.

But I can't knit.

I knit like shit...